anime guy: *literally beats the shit out of another guy til he almost dies*
the guy that got beat up: thank u we are friends now
anime guy: yeah
Someone couldn’t fight their feelings anymore on my library book
Plato, tr. by W. R. Paton, from “Greek Anthology; Epigrams,” published c. 1918
PLATO SAID “LESBIAN RIGHTS!”
“fucking superb you funky little lesbian” - plato
my favourite sims 3 crash was the time I made beavis and butthead and I made them go around to all the houses, ring the doorbells and prank people and then I got to one house and when I rang the doorbell clones of themselves came to the door and when they met the game crashed
poor bastard… looks like the perp slapped his balls clean off
*goes to an art museum* *all the exhibits are gone except one little pedestal marked “the best thing ever”* *it has this on it:
This still makes me laugh whenever I think about it
Shout out to Spider-Man PS4 for having one of the best fake social media feeds
